Monday, April 13, 2009

univited guests

 By: Joshua.I.R.Valdez                                                     4/10/09

 The man always lived in his house, and always stared at the door in his basement. He always stared at the door and every day he would open it and see but see nothing but bricks.

When the man left, these animals would come out and ,PAR-TAY! They have food and most of all they have a DISCO BALL! But they don’t PAR-TAY till the monkeybunnies come and the midget bikers.

 

Then the guy comes to see what was going on and so everyone hides. Then a chicken feather falls behind him. Then he walks out of his basement. So then the chicken jumps down. And they see if the man is gone, so they start to par-tay again!

 

          They pack up and leave thru the small door. But the last person to get out is the chicken, but the man sees the door close. And then he runs down the stairs, and opens it and sees but a brick wall. So then he barricades the door forever!

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Monday, April 6, 2009

A CHINESE CHRISTMAS

             One Chinese Christmas, Chinese Santa broke down the door. The door made a loud thump and a bang! Then he started to put toys under the Chinese bamboo Christmas tree, which was decorated with bamboo ornaments. There was no fire in the fire place.

            To begin, Chinese Santa leaves the last house. As he leaves he says something in Chinese. He rides home with an Asian lung-deer (not a reindeer) but it is as fast as a turtle!

Suddenly, he comes home from his shift panting, so then he drops the bag of toys. Then little people (elves) come out of nowhere and take the enormous bag! They take the bag into their shop. The little people take out these huge mallets, and start smashing the toys.  So then they started to rebuild them but with more lead. One of the little people comes in and says “I got more lead!”

Throughout it was snowing at the North Pole. Some little people were taking leaded cookies to Santa. Some were taking hot coco to him.Then Santa ate in his house. The same thing happens every single year!

 

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          By :Joshua Valdez